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Patch notes for 9.1:
"Poor grammar" will be added as option to the automated Complains reporting system.

The turret of the M3 Lee comes into play only when you ammo-rack it.

Arty destroys the last enemy heavy tank with his last round. He starts running from the surviving enemy med tank(who's been idle the whole game). The med tank catches up and starts doing circles around him. Eventually the med starts ramming the arty, killing him slowly.
- Pervert! - says the arty
- Nah, forgot to buy ammo! - says the med. tank

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Round starts. A player with decent stats is acting completely noobish. All around people start asking wtf is he doing.
- That's not my account
- Yeah kinda obvious you bought it.
-Thats my mother's account.
- Wait your mum plays WoT?
- No, my father plays tanks, but only mum knows the password.

- Shit, half this team is stock!
Enemy T92 - don't worry I love you the way you are!

Chocolate, Cola, Pudding and Tea...nothing helped! Vacuum cleaner for +30 FPS? Now that's the real deal
(which reminds me to clean my PC too...)

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Clan chat:
-FFS! Jagd e-100, full aim, gold shell and it fails to pen!
- French resistance sabotaged your shells?
- Yeah right..any such shit with soviets?
- Sure - Enemies of the people.
- Brits and french?
- Union strikes leading to botched shells.
- Let me guess - the USA gets cursed by Indian shamans?
- You guessed it right, now let's teach you how to shoot...

If your back is secure, that means you've been pushed against a wall.

Modern family talk
- If you don't eat your vegetables Serb will nerf your IS-7 and take away your Bat chat!

WoT funnies 11

 D'Artagnan and the 3 russophiles.
Ali Baba and the 40 damage.
Gone with the RNG.
Crime and chat ban.
The Golden shell.
Platoon!
Close encounters on lane 3.
The silence of the Foch.

Got 24h prem - lights out. Got weekly prem - work assignment. Got monthly prem - wife wanted vacation. Got 1 year prem - now I'm reading the penal codex.

-Honey, are you feeling neglected because of tanks?
- No, I'm not jealous at all.
- Oh come on for real?
- Yes for real.
- Aaaw so cute, let's cuddle!
- Go cuddle with your Maus!

Wot funnies 9

Whats the common between artillery and ground attack planes?
A: All they are good at, is knocking down trees.

What makes people religious?
A:  ELC AMX bouncing from JaGP E-100.

 Ingame chat:
T34-85 : Guys, how are british heavies? How do they play like?
Churchill I: Just press W.