WoT funnies 11

 D'Artagnan and the 3 russophiles.
Ali Baba and the 40 damage.
Gone with the RNG.
Crime and chat ban.
The Golden shell.
Platoon!
Close encounters on lane 3.
The silence of the Foch.

Got 24h prem - lights out. Got weekly prem - work assignment. Got monthly prem - wife wanted vacation. Got 1 year prem - now I'm reading the penal codex.

-Honey, are you feeling neglected because of tanks?
- No, I'm not jealous at all.
- Oh come on for real?
- Yes for real.
- Aaaw so cute, let's cuddle!
- Go cuddle with your Maus!